The divorces
16 of the most expensive splits at the top, each with its own box score, receipts and timeline. Joke about the numbers, not the people: every figure links to a source.
NvidiaJensen and Lori Huang1985–, no filing reported$55.7BHypothetical half, liveMicrosoftBill Gates and Melinda French Gates1994–2021$76B$7.5M a dayAmazonJeff Bezos and MacKenzie Scott1993–2019$38.3B$4.2M a dayContinental ResourcesHarold Hamm and Sue Ann Arnall1988–2014$974.8M$103K a dayNews Corp and FoxRupert Murdoch’s divorces1956–present17 days4 divorcesWynn ResortsSteve and Elaine Wynn1963–1986, 1991–2010$741M$48K a dayPIMCOBill and Sue Gross1985–2017$1.3B$115K a dayGoogleSergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan2018–2021$360M+$317K a dayMcCaw CellularCraig and Wendy McCaw1974–1997$460M+$55K a dayBETRobert and Sheila Johnson1969–2001$400M$34K a daySK GroupChey Tae-won and Roh Soh-yeong1988–2025$644M$48K a dayCitadelKen Griffin and Anne Dias2003–2015Undisclosedterms privateGeneral ElectricJack Welch and Jane Beasley1989–2003$180M$35K a dayTeslaElon Musk and Justine Wilson2000–2008$20M$7K a dayFormula OneBernie and Slavica Ecclestone1985–2009$1.2B$143K a dayUralkaliDmitry and Elena Rybolovlev1987–2015$604M$78K a dayLos Angeles DodgersFrank and Jamie McCourt1979–2011$130M$12K a day
The Huang card is hypothetical: no divorce filing has been reported. Settlement figures are as reported at the time and aren’t adjusted for inflation.